Master List 📜

PLEASE read this bulletin if you're new to our email shop as it contains full instructions on how to order (and how NOT to).

NOTICE: eBay is screwing sellers with their tax rules in 2025.  Actually, it's the IRS's "American Rescue Plan," but either way I won't be listing and re-listing items on there anymore as it's not worth it to have to file taxes at such a low threshold of sales.  If you'd like to place an order, message me privately through encrypted Protonmail & pay securely using Paypal, Cashapp or Bitcoin.  Same fast, stealthy shipping & packaging as on eBay. More info at the link above.  NO minimum order requirement!  🥳

Welcome to our Current Products page.  Bookmark it!  Updates will be made as availability & prices change, which is often.  We are a small business specializing in micro personal amounts and can only serve an elite group of customers (you) so please do NOT tell your friends!  🙃

Email starstvff@proton.me to order.  If you messaged us & haven't heard back, check your Spam folder.  Protonmail is sometimes marked as Spam automatically by uppity, privacy-hating companies like Google.  

Update 12/10/2025:  Check out our newest arrival: Zkittlez Organic Special Batch cannabis!  Connoisser-shelf quality straight from the Emerald Triangle!  🢓

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Itravil

Forgive the prices but these are my babies, a personal staple & they're not cheap.  Like Vyvanse, Itravil (clobenzorex) is a pro-drug of dextroamphetamine.  It is much smoother than Adderall and lasts about twice as long.  There are many brands of clobenzorex but Itravil is instant-release, 30 mg per pill with no other active ingredients.  It's not prescribed in the U.S. but is technically unscheduled (see here) as an analogue of a CIII drug (benzphetamine). 

In terms of its comparative effects, I'd put it on par with 2-fluoromethamphetamine (2-FMA) & just below meth in terms of duration, euphoria & functional stimulation.  It shows up only as amphetamine on urinalysis as well as LC-MS/MS lab tests.  Clobenzorex has been on the market since the 1960s & was hugely popular in pro-baseball until the MLB began testing for stimulants in 2006.  Only one blister available so first come, first served.  (Limit 1 blister per customer per order).

OUT OF STOCK!  Restock soon?

6 pill pack - $50
12-pill pack - $105

+ free shipping!






Acetalvic Codein 30

Package insert

Back of blister 

Acetalvic is a Tylenol #3 equivalent with slightly more acetaminophen per pill (500mg vs. 300mg).  Each pill contains 30 mg. codeine phosphate per tablet (450mg per 15-pack; 750mg per 25-pack).  Manufactured by OPV Pharmaceuticals.  These are sourced from Vietnam where they're available behind-the-counter so the risk of adulteration is nil.  Same source as our Bostacet (tramadol) sold on eBay (excellent reviews - see below).  Expiry date is 12/24/2027.  Great for moderate post-operative, musculoskeletal or chronic/palliative pain and hard to come by these days in the States due to the crackdown on opioid prescribing. Packaged with care to avoid rattling & detection.  

I'm selling them in batches of 15 pills per order to start as I don't have many.  Prices will decrease as I make some sales.  Like the Itravil, these are from my personal collection so I can't part with many (for now).  I've taken these and other meds from this vendor for over 5 years now and can personally attest to their quality, but again, if you're unsure pick up some fentanyl test strips from DanceSafe.org and see for yourself.  I'd encourage this with any medication these days--particularly drugs sold as opioids--even though the risk of codeine adulteration is low.



OUT OF STOCK!

15 pills - $60 + free 1st Class Shipping (limit 1 per order)

25 pills - $99 + free 1st Class Shipping (limit 1 per order)

Valocordin 50 mL

Manufactured in Germany by Krewel Meuselbach, Valocordin contains the best that both the pharmaceutical & plant worlds have to offer in a harmonious blend of phenobarbital & Valerian root extract (Ethyl alpha-bromizovalerianovoy acid).  These active ingredients are delivered in a solution of 90% ethyl alcohol & 10% distilled water that's guaranteed to put even the most stubborn insomniac to sleep.  Other applications include anxiety, mild hypertension & intestinal cramping.  Additional ingredients:  hops oil & peppermint oil.  If you ever wanted to try a barbiturate, this is probably one of your only chances as they're hard to come by these days!

To use, take 15-20 drops before a meal up to 3 times a day for conditions other than insomnia.  For sleep issues, take up to 35 drops before bed.  1mL of Valocordin = 18.4 mg phenobarbital & 18.4 Ethylbromisovalerinate.  20 drops = 1mL.  Comes with a measuring syringe (no needle) that I've included for free.  *Limit 1 bottle per customer per order due to shipping constraints.

Safety:  Avoid if pregnant or nursing. Do NOT combine with other depressants or opioids due to the risk of respiratory depression & death.  Do not operate a vehicle under the influence of Valocordin, and avoid daily/excessive use which can lead to addiction or bromism.  Barbiturates like phenobarbital are more risky than benzodiazepines in terms of overdose so use caution with respect to dosing & interactions. This product contains 3 different depressants (valerian extract, phenobarbital & ethyl alcohol) so it's all the more important not to combine it with other depressants. Tolerance to the deadly effects of barbiturates does not increase along with tolerance to the desired effects, making them uniquely dangerous in high doses.  To learn more about Valocordin, check out the Wikipedia page on Corvalol, a similar substance.  

1 50mL bottle w/ free 1mL syringe = $55 now $45! (Priority shipping due to larger size, add $10.65 to listed price)

Dextromethorphan HBr

Fifteen softgels of this powerful cough suppressant for only $15 (free shipping).  Contains no other active ingredients, just 15mg DXM per softgel.  Unmatched for cough due to colds, flu, COVID, RSV, seasonal allergies & other causes.  😷

Inactive ingredients include:  FD&C Red #40, gelatin, glycerin, polyethylene glycol 400, povidone, propylene glycol, sorbitol sorbitan solution & titanium dioxide.  

KRATOM 🍃

White Lilith  ⚡

Green Kali  🪂

Red Luna 🌛

Price:

$20 per pack

Only offering 15 gram packs at this time due to shipping constraints. 1st Class USPS shipping (free) on all orders!  (Limit 15g per customer per order).

The kratom in the pics is just "model" kratom, not what you'll receive.  All actual product comes from sealed kilos & is shipped in airtight Mylar bags. Finely-ground & fresh for the perfect cuppa!  🧉

↗  Green Kali:  At lower doses she'll stimulate you, at higher doses she'll take you to new ego-melting heights.  Great for experienced green-vein lovers or fighting that 2 p.m. slump.  (Named for the goddess, not the Kalimantan region.  She's all Ketapang, baby!)  More info here.

⬆ White Lilith:  This electric lady takes after her namesake, sparking creative vibes & even sexual stimulation in the right setting.  Mental clarity & focus are also on deck.  Ideal for mornings or as a coffee substitute.  More info here.

⬇ Red Hecate:  A solid analgesic red strain that washes away anxiety & psychic tension with its soothing effects.  Great for evening use or pain relief.  More info here.

↗ Green Persephone:  This uplifting siren will have you singing her praises & feeling like a kid again.  Like Green Kali she's a solid green strain but with a slightly less trippy edge & a  more mood-boosting effect.  Ideal for beginners who prefer a lighter (but still potent) experience.  More info here.

 ⬇ Red Luna:  Our Red Luna kratom is in keeping with the name, both hypnotic and having a distinct night-time quality to it.  One glass has a soothing, relaxing effect while higher doses kill pain & send the user to a twilight zone of peaceful slumber.  Compared to Red Hecate this strain is noticeably "slower".   More info here.  

🔄  Dark Red Medusa:  Back by popular demand, Dark Red Medusa contains a 90/10% blend of our Red Hecate finely powdered leaf (90%) combined with a potent full-spectrum extract (10%) made from equal parts White, Green & Red strains in a 10:1 concentration for a hauntingly potent cuppa.  Turns pain & anxiety to stone.  Not for newbies to the kratom world. 

↗ = Mostly stimulating

⬆ = Entirely stimulating

↘ = Mostly relaxing

⬇ = Entirely relaxing

🔄 = Both stimulating (low-doses) and relaxing at higher doses

White Lilith:  Most stimulating  🏃🏼⚡

Red Luna:  Most sedating  🛌💤

Red Hecate:  Best analgesic  🤕 🩹

Green Persephone & Green Kali :  Most balanced effects.  💚 ⚖
Dark Red Medusa:  Most potent all-around.  💪🏾 🦸🏻

eBay Kratom Reviews:

VAPE POD + DEVICE

Pod box w/ label

SQRL device box

SQRL in box (missing adapter)

Vape Pod in box

Pod + SQRL device

From SQRL official website

Price:
Vape pod = $40 (free 1st Class shipping)

Vape pod + SQRL device = $58 (free 1st Class shipping)

I have ONE brand new, never used Simple Cure brand vape cart (Indica-Dominant, Berry White strain, 0.6 gram) with a SQRL brand NCT-compatible vape device still in the box.  All it's missing is the USB charging cable/adapter part. 

Purchased in late 2019 from my local mmj dispensary (the industry is tightly regulated in my state) prior to the COVID pandemic when I threw out all my vapes due to illness.  I recently found this gem in its original packaging, stored away from light/heat at the bottom of my sealed "treasure chest".  I no longer vape due to fears of EVALI (aka hypochondria) & weak COVID lungs and was so bummed to have to ditch this.  You can read the glowing reviews of this brand on Reddit but it's absolutely one of the top medical vape brands in my state along with Red Bud & a couple others. It'd be wasteful to trash it.

I paid $78 with tax for the whole thing originally & am selling it here for $58 total; or the vape cart alone for $40 (free 1st Class ship on both).  Please take note of the size/shape of the vape pod to make sure it is compatible with your device if you buy it without the SQRL.  Shipped in discreet tiny padded mailer to ensure delivery & avoid damage.

More Info: 

Tanglewood - Simple Cure (Berry White)

Indica dominant | Strain specific | Terpene rich | No additives or thinning oils | Raw CO2 full spectrum extracts

Official Website:  simple cure ok.com  (remove spaces)

DIA.Zepam 10mg

10 x 10mg diaz per order (i.e. one of these blister packs)

Original box (censored for eBay)

Front & back

eBay listing

OUT of STOCK!   😭

Price:
 $105 on eBay 
10-count pack (10 mg x 10) - $90 + Free 1st Class Shipping!

As seen on eBay.  10-count packs, 10 mg per unit (100 mg per order).  Zepam brand manufactured by MS.  Made in Cambodia.  Still in original blister packs but must be removed prior to shipping to avoid rattling & detection.  I always wear new latex gloves when handling to avoid contamination.  Expiry date is 10/23 but will maintain potency much longer if stored properly (i.e. in a cool, dark, dry location).  Personally tested recently and they're every bit as potent as when they were purchased.  If you have any questions about purity/quality, pick up some test strips at DanceSafe.org & see for yourself--these blue beauties are 100% f3ntanyl free!  Supplies are running super-low so order now if you want some.  ONE ten-pack left.  First come, first served.

eBay Rx Reviews:

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Disclaimer:  All product descriptions are subjective & for entertainment purposes only.  Nothing listed on this site is intended for human consumption.  Customer assumes full responsibility for any detrimental outcomes that arise from misuse of these items.  Due to the nature of the product, returns are not accepted.  Please familiarize yourself with our payment/shipping policies before ordering.  Must be 18 or older & living in the mainland U.S. to purchase.  

Payment by Paypal > Friends & Family only.  No minimum order amount required!  Email starstvff@proton.me to order. 💫